JohnnySedona's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Riverside]

It's quick and fun with lots of attention to detail. Well written, well drawn. Great work!

[S.O.P.A. got fingered]

Viva la Fulp?

This was an awesome concept until the last screen. Pull your tongue out of the Internet's ass.

deathink responds:

do you mean like this --------> :P :I

[Q - compressing the heart]

Great atmosphere and animation, but...

This was a very pretty game, and the animation was flawless.
The gameplay, however, never rose above the typical "click every pixel" mechanic that so many point-and-click games rely on.

More feedback for the puzzles would have made this much less frustrating. Clicking around a black screen until I hit the right spot isn't fun, it's annoying. The early puzzles felt well-developed, but after the clock things started to go downhill.

I would have enjoyed it just as much if it was a straight animation.

[Paintball - The Game]

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You said that because you're a fucking idiot and you've got nothing better to do with your time than post retarded nonsense reviews. You think you're funny, but you're definitely the only one.

[Rihanna's Revenge]

Not super-impressed

Framerate inconsistency made it kind of tough to get the combo timing right- especially when stars would fly up for getting a certain number of combos in a row. Overall, it was polished and I liked the art style, but it just wasn't enough. Compared to the Kevin Federline beat 'em up that NG put out, this game just doesn't have enough personality. Professionally done, but the only thing that sets this apart is Chris Brown. And fuck him.

[Ultimate Crab Battle]

Great concept.

I really liked the idea of skipping straight to the good shit. Very clever, and it clearly gave you a lot of room to make this battle epic as all hell. I would have given it a 10, but it got boring after a few minutes. I'd recommend taking cues from other boss battles, where there's some special trick to defeating the boss, and changing it up a bit every couple minutes.

P.S.- It looks like you forgot to embed the scoreboard font. The score on my computer showed up in Times New Roman.

[Music Catch]

Nice

Very pretty. It was almost overly simple, but the absolute prettiness of everything involved made up for that.

[Tactical Assassin 2]

Wildly overrated.

Don't get me wrong- I was looking forward to this game as much as anyone else. But after all that time, I kind of expected... more. This is a solid little flash game and all, but it's nothing new- I don't even think it's above average, to be honest. Sorry if it seems like I hate your game, I really do think it's alright, I just wanted more out of it.