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All that time dancing for the fuckin Man finally paid off, baby. Play my video games, or your life will be empty and sad.

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Nothing on deck...

2011-05-31 23:22:52 by JohnnySedona

Looks like my current game projects are on a permanent hiatus for the foreseeable future. I opened up an advertising design company earlier this year, and it has been sucking up way too much of my time.

To those of you who were anticipating the next game, it'll probably be another three to five years before I get a chance to finish it. I apologize for the bad news.

On a brighter note, the wheels are still turning, and I run through game mechanics and fun concepts every night before I go to sleep, so if I ever get this company to run itself, I'll be able to hit the ground running with some epically ridiculous shit.

Let the consternation proceed. I know I deserve it.

(EDIT: And yes, I know Duke Nukem Forever beat me to launch. Who would have thought that was possible...)

Recent Game Medals

SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
1/5 Stars 5 Points Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered Medal Stats.
Gem Collector 5 Points Collect 100 Gems. Medal Stats.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page. Medal Stats.
Medal #2 5 Points Reach level 2. Medal Stats.
Medal _13 5 Points What a pile of buffalo diarrhea! Medal Stats.
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back! Medal Stats.
Medal #1 5 Points Welcome to Asslevania! Medal Stats.
Medal #6 5 Points Don't skip the intro. Medal Stats.
BE SOMEBODY 5 Points Run away, and begin your escape. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 13 different games.)