JohnnySedona's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Power Swing]

Make a sequel

It's a damn fine start- make a sequel that's a little longer, and I'd be hooked. (It's a little buggy, too. If you need help with the code for the ball/hitting, let me know, might be able to give you a hand)

[Trunk of memories]

Seemed unfinished.

If you use PNG-24's instead of GIFs for your images, you won't have to worry about those nasty-looking white outlines.

Mukongo responds:

thaks i gonna take that in the next version

[Blocs]

Fun little game

It was a really challenging- yet simple-puzzle game. I didn't beat it because the music became so repetitive that it kind of made me more frustrated. If you include an option to turn off the music and spend a little more time with the graphics, this could be a hit.

[Space Invaders REMIXED]

Same shit, different soundtrack.

I always wondered who Axe was trying to fool with that whack ass "bow chicka bow wow" ad campaign they decided to run. I guess it's the same kind of people that think this game is worth 9 stars. Using a stock motion background and someone else's music doesn't make it a more original game- it actually makes it less original, if that's possible. How about something new?

[Frank Bot's Weapons]

I feel lied to.

Man- the rating says "Excessive nudity, excessive violence, explicit audio, explicit text, explicit adult themes." All I saw was a bowling pin being shoved in a mannequin. Did Frank Dude let people down all the time, too?

[Wiggi's Game Show]

Teach them something?

I hope you're not trying to teach these kids how to spell "Australia" or "Tyrannosaurus". Come on now- this couldn't have taken you more than 16 hours to make. How hard would it have been to spell check the questions in your educational game?

[TAPFuNK]

Drag

Fuckin bummer about the low score- this wasn't a bad game. The gameplay was REAL tough to get used to, though. The sad thing is, if you want your game to be rated well by the crowd, you have to make it easy enough that every last person will leave feeling satisfied. That's why Transmigration did so well- everyone was a winner. Same with 1812 Overture. Next time there's a contest, if you're planning on entering, you should make your game stupidly easy, really pretty, and a little silly. I think that's the formula to win over the majority of voters. I thought this was a neat game, though.

[Orbular]

Is it a bat, or a paddle?

Naming irregularities aside, it's a fun little game. It would have been nice if things played a little faster, and a little more responsively.

[StickRPG *Complete*]

400 a gram!?!?!

ROFLTLLFLTLF!!!11

[! Fishy !]

FUCK!

The hit detection SUCKS! It's not that fuckin hard to bring it down to pixel-perfect hit detection! I ate like a hundred fish just to get killed by the empty space above another fish's head! Dammit that shit is frustrating. But if the simple and addicting gameplay hadn't convinced me to invest so much in my fish in the first place, I may have never gotten frustrated enough to give you such a low score. Very interesting.