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How was this such a huge movie?

It literally lasted less than fifteen seconds! Why did I have to wait ten minutes for it to load? Did you use a WAV file for the music track? Did you hide another thirty minute movie in there? I'm giving this a big old zero for the plain fact that you wasted that much bandwidth on something so simple- it takes two seconds to optimize a sound file in Flash. I'm giving you one star because you are special and deserve a star. I can't even pretend to understand how you managed to turn this into a 100 MB fla file.

I don't get it.

I've never understood the crew thing, I guess I'm just retarded. But I laughed when I saw this. It's very silly, and I raised the score from a 2.35 to a 2.36. I've never done that before, so I am excited.

Fuckin comedy.

That shit with Paula Abdul waving her hands in the air like an idiot was brilliant.

It better be really, really, really good.

It seems like every trailer I've ever seen on Newgrounds has been a preview for nothing- the trailer was usually as far as the artist went with it, there was never really anything coming later.
There's a good reason for that, I think. Most designers that are out there actually making Flash movies just don't have the time to put into a trailer. Once the movie's done, it's ready to go. You don't really do that kind of promotion for something this small in scale. Now, if the Fantastic 6.5 turns out to be some amazing two hour event that makes me laugh till I cough up blood, it's great that there was a trailer, and I'm glad that I watched it. But from the looks of the trailer, you haven't even started the series yet. If you had, I would have expected something more than just character names in the trailer, like maybe some action. If the real thing ever comes out, let me know, and I'll apologize for the low rating I'm giving this.
(You should credit the song artist, too, that's the best part of the movie and I know you didn't make it.)

Twitter: @DanHoelck
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Dan Hoelck @JohnnySedona

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