JohnnySedona's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN 2]

Some issues with it?

You're fuckin tripping. It was excellent. I laughed like an idiot. Constructive criticism? Go with your gut, I guess- you're a funny son of a bitch.

[100FPS Fun]

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There's nothing "fun" about epilepsy.

[Madness: Deus Ex Machina]

Interesting...

Like the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction, only shinier.

[ChainMails]

Fuck yeah

Great timing- I couldn't have said it better. Animation was stylish, no need for the disclaimer in the Author's comments.

[The Lamest Comebacks]

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The animation, voice acting, and style were all great. I thought the script was pretty lame, but it wasn't unwatchable. Just not that funny. God bless the VAC.

Kuoke responds:

Reviews For: The Lamest Comebacks
- I thought the script was pretty lame"

IRONIC? Indeed.

[Light Effect Tutorial]

Stuck at step 6?

Congratulations on trying to teach people how to use gradients, but this tutorial really wasn't anything new... learn how to do something a little more advanced and teach the rest of these clowns. (Like how to use hitArea.)

[Blockhead: Episode 10]

What?

This has absolutely excellent animation, voice acting, and sound. And it's really stylish. But the story and dialog are WHACK! Maybe I can't understand because I've already hit puberty, but when did picking random sentences out of a hat and saying them in a goofy voice become comedy? It hasn't been funny since Ace Ventura. The creator clearly has potential to go far as an animator, but he needs to leave comedy to the pros, or at least get some new material.
Sorry, but it's highly overrated right now.

The-Swain responds:

When you say "pros", you no doubt mean yourself. I wonder if Seinfeld ever considered quitting because he got one heckler at a sold-out show...