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Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 950 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal/25 Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/500 points)

Foreign Creature 2

DOCTOR MURDER Unlocked 10/23/10
5 Points
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
EVIL SINGER 10 Points Infect singer in the backstage.
RAT INFECTION 10 Points Infect poor rat.
3 DOGS SPREAD 25 Points Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
CONQUER THE WORLD 25 Points Complete the game.
GUN SUICIDE 50 Points Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
KNIFE SUICIDE 50 Points Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
A CUP OF TEA Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
MILK SHAKE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/16/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Poop Toucher 5 Points You touched a poop!
Second floor please 5 Points TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Kick The Critter

Getting good at this Unlocked 7/30/14
5 Points
Reach level 5
Power Smash Unlocked 7/30/14
5 Points
Do a Power Smash
To the Max Unlocked 7/30/14
5 Points
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Deadly Smash Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Getting better Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Reach level 10
Meteor Strike Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Do a meteor strike
Pimp my boot Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Pimp my cannon, lol Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Pimp my head Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Up up we go Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
Reach the 2nd background
Close Call Unlocked 7/30/14
25 Points
Do a close call on a power smash
Getting serious Unlocked 7/30/14
25 Points
Reach level 15
In a galaxy far, far away Unlocked 7/30/14
25 Points
Reach the 3rd background
Mighty Smash Unlocked 7/30/14
25 Points
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Pimp my chest Unlocked 7/30/14
25 Points
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Feel the power Unlocked 7/30/14
50 Points
Reach level 20
Ludicrous Smash Unlocked 7/30/14
50 Points
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Pimp my robot Unlocked 8/2/14
50 Points
Upgrade the robot to the max
Poor little pony Unlocked 7/30/14
50 Points
Complete the game
Berzerk Smash Unlocked 7/30/14
100 Points
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Going berzerk Unlocked 8/2/14
100 Points
Reach level 25
Now we're talking Unlocked 8/2/14
100 Points
Upgrade everything to the max
Drunk master 50 Points Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Duck and cover master 50 Points Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Flappy batty master 50 Points Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Floor is lava master 50 Points Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Soviet Critter master 50 Points Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter

Medals Earned: 22/27 (710/960 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur 10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder 10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail 10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict 25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive 100 Points Get 100% completion.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 8/17/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points [Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

Nothing To Hide

BE SOMEBODY Unlocked 8/2/14
5 Points
Run away, and begin your escape.
Support & Share 5 Points Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Self Surveillance 10 Points Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Slidewalking 25 Points Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
An Act of Activation 50 Points Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
BE NOBODY 100 Points Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)

Prehistoric Shark

Cavemen Unlocked 8/2/14
10 Points
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Rafts 5 Points Destroy 75 rafts!
Swimming Birds 5 Points Kill 17 swimming birds!
Crocodiles Limbs 10 Points Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Eggs 10 Points Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Fishes 10 Points Kill 500 fishes!
Flying Birds 10 Points Kill 40 flying birds!
Hippos 10 Points Kill 12 hippos!
Running Birds 10 Points Kill 35 running birds!
Shells 10 Points Crush 100 shells!
Spiders 10 Points Kill 6 giant spiders!
Dragonfly 25 Points Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
First Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Giant Turtle 25 Points Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Plesio Limbs 25 Points Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Second Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Third Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Trees 25 Points Crush 10 giant trees!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/275 points)

Riverside

Ending #1 Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 1.
Ending #2 Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 2.
Ending #3 Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 3.
Ending #4 Unlocked 7/30/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 4.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 1/2/11
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 1/2/11
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 1/2/11
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 3/24 (45/1,000 points)