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Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 13 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 950 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!

Foreign Creature 2

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)

DOCTOR MURDER 5 Points

Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.

EVIL SINGER 10 Points

Infect singer in the backstage.

RAT INFECTION 10 Points

Infect poor rat.

3 DOGS SPREAD 25 Points

Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.

CONQUER THE WORLD 25 Points

Complete the game.

GUN SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.

KNIFE SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Kick The Critter

Medals Earned: 22/27 (710/960 points)

Getting good at this 5 Points

Reach level 5

Power Smash 5 Points

Do a Power Smash

To the Max 5 Points

Maximum Thunderness!!!

Deadly Smash 10 Points

Do 2 Power Smash in a row

Getting better 10 Points

Reach level 10

Meteor Strike 10 Points

Do a meteor strike

Pimp my boot 10 Points

Upgrade the first kicker to the max

Pimp my cannon, lol 10 Points

Upgrade the third kicker to the max

Pimp my head 10 Points

Upgrade the second kicker to the max

Up up we go 10 Points

Reach the 2nd background

Close Call 25 Points

Do a close call on a power smash

Getting serious 25 Points

Reach level 15

In a galaxy far, far away 25 Points

Reach the 3rd background

Mighty Smash 25 Points

Do 3 Power Smash in a row

Pimp my chest 25 Points

Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max

Feel the power 50 Points

Reach level 20

Ludicrous Smash 50 Points

Do 4 Power Smash in a row

Pimp my robot 50 Points

Upgrade the robot to the max

Poor little pony 50 Points

Complete the game

Berzerk Smash 100 Points

Do 5 Power Smash in a row

Going berzerk 100 Points

Reach level 25

Now we're talking 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max

Drunk master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.

Duck and cover master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover

Flappy batty master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty

Floor is lava master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava

Soviet Critter master 50 Points

Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter

Level Up!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 100 Gems.

Time Waster 5 Points

Play to day 7 and beyond.

Gem Connoisseur 10 Points

Collect All Giant Gems.

Gem Hoarder 10 Points

Collect 400 Gems.

Moving the Mail 10 Points

Find all the checkpoints in the level.

Dashing Course Legend 25 Points

Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.

Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points

Fill out every entry in the Codex.

Gem Addict 25 Points

Collect every Red Gem on the Level.

Mad Skills 25 Points

Buy every skill.

Grinding Maniac 50 Points

Max out every single level type.

Heartbreaker 50 Points

Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.

Insomniac 50 Points

Complete the game without ever sleeping.

Obsessive 100 Points

Get 100% completion.

Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Prehistoric Shark

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/275 points)

Cavemen 10 Points

Kill 200 Cavemen!

Rafts 5 Points

Destroy 75 rafts!

Swimming Birds 5 Points

Kill 17 swimming birds!

Crocodiles Limbs 10 Points

Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!

Eggs 10 Points

Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!

Fishes 10 Points

Kill 500 fishes!

Flying Birds 10 Points

Kill 40 flying birds!

Hippos 10 Points

Kill 12 hippos!

Running Birds 10 Points

Kill 35 running birds!

Shells 10 Points

Crush 100 shells!

Spiders 10 Points

Kill 6 giant spiders!

Dragonfly 25 Points

Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!

First Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Giant Turtle 25 Points

Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!

Plesio Limbs 25 Points

Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!

Second Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Third Flying Reptile 25 Points

Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!

Trees 25 Points

Crush 10 giant trees!

Riverside

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Ending #1 10 Points

You completed to ending 1.

Ending #2 10 Points

You completed to ending 2.

Ending #3 10 Points

You completed to ending 3.

Ending #4 10 Points

You completed to ending 4.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 3/24 (45/1,000 points)

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape