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I laughed

"With (manly) love" = priceless. This should have gotten more exposure, it's pretty fuckin funny.

maxvm responds:

I think so too, but what can you do?

FUCK!

Utah, you make me laugh out loud, in the dark, while my old lady's trying to sleep. And I take the blame, damn you. You are seriously one funny mother fucker, though.

JohnnyUtah responds:

you're damn right

You degenerate bitches...

These colors don't run. The food pyramid is a socialist construct designed to undermine our capitalist system, you goddamn liberal treefuckers. Only on 9-11 would you sick bastards pull something this blasphemous. I pay taxes, I'll eat whatever the hell I want, diabetes be damned!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

flashes like this are proof that the terrorists have already won

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The animation, voice acting, and style were all great. I thought the script was pretty lame, but it wasn't unwatchable. Just not that funny. God bless the VAC.

Kuoke responds:

Reviews For: The Lamest Comebacks
- I thought the script was pretty lame"

IRONIC? Indeed.

What?

This has absolutely excellent animation, voice acting, and sound. And it's really stylish. But the story and dialog are WHACK! Maybe I can't understand because I've already hit puberty, but when did picking random sentences out of a hat and saying them in a goofy voice become comedy? It hasn't been funny since Ace Ventura. The creator clearly has potential to go far as an animator, but he needs to leave comedy to the pros, or at least get some new material.
Sorry, but it's highly overrated right now.

The-Swain responds:

When you say "pros", you no doubt mean yourself. I wonder if Seinfeld ever considered quitting because he got one heckler at a sold-out show...

Unbelievable!

How did you fit such a complex emotional adventure into just 29kb?

DanJones responds:

The trick is rendering the feelings into the faces and voice of the characters. Thus, making an animation a petree dish of emotion, no matter how simple everything else is in the flash. Some dramatic music can also be helpful.

FBF?

I didn't like it. I don't know what FBF stands for, and maybe that had something to do with it, but it's wouldn't have been too tough to put a background in there- it just looked kind of silly. The animation was smooth and all that, but I didn't like the style.

nofxx41 responds:

well if u dont know wat it is ud understand maybe, it means frame by frame, as in u draw every single frame different, it has no bak ground cos its kind of the style and as i said its just an idea, but people didnt seem to read that part

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