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Some issues with it?

You're fuckin tripping. It was excellent. I laughed like an idiot. Constructive criticism? Go with your gut, I guess- you're a funny son of a bitch.

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There's nothing "fun" about epilepsy.

You degenerate bitches...

These colors don't run. The food pyramid is a socialist construct designed to undermine our capitalist system, you goddamn liberal treefuckers. Only on 9-11 would you sick bastards pull something this blasphemous. I pay taxes, I'll eat whatever the hell I want, diabetes be damned!

TheStarSyndicate responds:

flashes like this are proof that the terrorists have already won

Interesting...

Like the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction, only shinier.

Fantastic

Short, but a great ending to the series and prelude to the comic. Congratulations on the book's stellar reviews- you deserve it. It's always good to see a designer make a living from something he's passionate about, rather than just other people's commercial interests. Ignore the haters, they'll get it someday.

Fuck yeah

Great timing- I couldn't have said it better. Animation was stylish, no need for the disclaimer in the Author's comments.

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The animation, voice acting, and style were all great. I thought the script was pretty lame, but it wasn't unwatchable. Just not that funny. God bless the VAC.

Kuoke responds:

Reviews For: The Lamest Comebacks
- I thought the script was pretty lame"

IRONIC? Indeed.

Stuck at step 6?

Congratulations on trying to teach people how to use gradients, but this tutorial really wasn't anything new... learn how to do something a little more advanced and teach the rest of these clowns. (Like how to use hitArea.)

What?

This has absolutely excellent animation, voice acting, and sound. And it's really stylish. But the story and dialog are WHACK! Maybe I can't understand because I've already hit puberty, but when did picking random sentences out of a hat and saying them in a goofy voice become comedy? It hasn't been funny since Ace Ventura. The creator clearly has potential to go far as an animator, but he needs to leave comedy to the pros, or at least get some new material.
Sorry, but it's highly overrated right now.

The-Swain responds:

When you say "pros", you no doubt mean yourself. I wonder if Seinfeld ever considered quitting because he got one heckler at a sold-out show...

Silly, but stylish.

It's pointless and annoying, but it's also clean and very stylish. I hate it, but I like it. The art definitely shows experience and talent, which would probably be better applied to something more substantial.

Twitter: @DanHoelck
All that time dancing for the fuckin Man finally paid off, baby. Play my video games, or your life will be empty and sad.

Dan Hoelck @JohnnySedona

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