All 35 movie Reviews


Don't Miss Her Wedding Don't Miss Her Wedding

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Moment of indulgence my ass.

I will give it a 6 because it was cleanly animated. But the tagline at the end ruins an otherwise effective (if trite and cliche) PSA.

Don't ruin a lifetime of happiness for a moment of indulgence? Smoking has given me a lifetime of happiness. Spending $20,000 to see my kid get married to a guy who has a 50% chance of divorcing her? Sounds much more like a momentary indulgence to me.

Until you've kicked a pack-a-day habit, spare us the lectures. You obviously don't get it.



Shower Products for Men Shower Products for Men

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I didn't want it to end

This was awesome. Powerthist-stealing accusations are retarded, it's not like Powerthirst invented sarcasm. In any case, this was dope, the typography and animation were excellently done (they were obviously simple, quick sketches, but you got the most out of them), and the voice acting was fantastic.

The only critique I'd offer- maybe have someone else copy your voiceover. You nailed the emphasis and the tone, but - no offense - your voice sounds like you just hit puberty. I think with a professional voice actor and bit of time cleaning up the artwork, this could be a classic.



Tankmen Infinity Tankmen Infinity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuckin comedy.

It takes a really great flash to make me laugh out loud, and I was kind of expecting this to be overrated and just be a shitty episode of Tankmen. You guys did a great fucking job with this.

(And wtf with the pause button whiners? Cry about it.)



Devil went to Jamaica Devil went to Jamaica

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Devil got the kinda stuff they smoke in vietnam

The weed in Vietnam is garbage.



Mastermind 3 Mastermind 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You've outdone yourself...

Seriously, I watched this twice in a row, and laughed till it hurt both times. The animation and style was beautiful, as always, and the script was fuckin hilarious. Just as much fun as 1&2, if not better. It definitely deserves its score.



A Day Of Tim Miller A Day Of Tim Miller

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I laughed

"With (manly) love" = priceless. This should have gotten more exposure, it's pretty fuckin funny.


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I think so too, but what can you do?


Mastermind Mastermind

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How would you like a cockslap?

Seriously- you came up with the walking pussy line before you came up with the walking tits, didn't you? It's genius, either way. I can't stand the Blockhead series, but this was funnier than hell, and the art was fucking beautiful.


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Pinata Pinata

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great short

It was clean, it had a great story, and it was very cinematic. The only change that I'd recommend comes at the very end. When the hand comes into frame and the bat drops into it, it's not easy to see what they are. Personally, I think the close-up on the hand and bat are unnecessary, and since it isn't used anywhere else in the movie, it kind of throws things off-balance. I'd recommend sticking with a mid-range POV, maybe the same distance that you used when the character was getting the bat out of the back of the truck. Whether it's just him standing next to the pinata-man and looking at him, or some other scenario, it'll feel more evened out, in my opinion. Great shit, though- I enjoyed it.


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Wii Are Sold Out Wii Are Sold Out

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Short and sweet.

It's a good punchline, and you delivered it well. 'PoopPwnz' grew out of 2nd grade cartoon humor a few weeks ago- that must have been after he came up with his username. That's fuckin comedy, right there.


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TANKMEN 1.5 TANKMEN 1.5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUCK!

Utah, you make me laugh out loud, in the dark, while my old lady's trying to sleep. And I take the blame, damn you. You are seriously one funny mother fucker, though.


JohnnyUtah responds:

you're damn right