Score: 5

"..."

submission: Circle of Pain

date: April 17, 2008

I don't want to be a dick, but I'm with the guy before me- there's really not much strategy to this. You just bang against the enemy until he turns around. That seems to be a serious flaw in the game mechanic. I feel your pain, but I think you guys should have probably seen that one coming, and maybe come up with a way to address that...
As it is, it's kind of like Joust, but not as fun.

Score: 10

"YES!"

submission: Stabika: 99 Red Balloons

date: April 11, 2008

This is the first time I've ever made it into the top ten of an online game's high score list. I had to play the game 3 times to get that score, and the simple fact that I played this game three times in a row makes it worthy of 10 stars.

Score: 10

"Nice."

submission: Compulse

date: April 1, 2008

Awesome mechanic. This is the first puzzle game I've bothered to finish in a long, long time. Everything was great!

Score: 9

"I laughed"

submission: A Day Of Tim Miller

date: March 27, 2008

"With (manly) love" = priceless. This should have gotten more exposure, it's pretty fuckin funny.

Score: 2

"GENIUS!!!"

submission: Random Defence

date: March 24, 2008

NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! MY GOD, THIS COULD START A WHOLE NEW GENRE OF GAMES!

Score: 1

"The movie appeared to be lacking."

submission: Mortal Kombat 2.3

date: March 22, 2008

"If the movie appears lacking in any way it is your computer not the flash."

I don't think my computer filled the preloader text with poorly punctuated run-on sentences and misspelled happening.

I don't think my computer fucked up Reptile's standing animation loop so that two frames overlapped every time it looped. (Watch his right elbow)

Seriously, if you're gonna do something as tired and played out as a Mortal Kombat sprite battle, it better be really, really good. This shit was mediocre, at best. I recommend that you really take the time to plan some amazing shit- not just some cheap little fatality effects and a fight scene that could have come right out of the game that you stole the images from.

There are so many better Mortal Kombat movies on Newgrounds- you should definitely watch those and get some inspiration before you make a "2.4"

Score: 10

"Fun, stylish."

submission: Penicannon

date: March 19, 2008

When the "Level Up" text first appears (every time it appears, for the first half second or so), it looks like the font for that textfield wasn't embedded- it changes to another font after it appears. I fuckin hate when that happens, personally, so I thought I'd give you guys the heads up- I know how hard it is to check for that on your own machine.

Score: 7

"Calling bullshit..."

submission: Flash Physics

date: March 8, 2008

It's definitely a good physics engine, but if you expect me to believe that it took you YEARS to figure out how a physics engine works by yourself, I expect that you're eitherfull of shit, or really dumb. I think it's because you're full of shit. Great piece of work, though. You might be interested in searching for the ActionScript Physics Engine (APE). Could have saved yourself a few years of self-discipline if you'd taken a look at that.

Score: 10

"Frontpage!"

submission: Linkaball

date: March 7, 2008

Congratulations- the gameplay's really unique. Good to see fellow MochiLand junkies up front!

Score: 0

"Seriously..."

submission: Super game tutorial

date: March 5, 2008

If you're trying to be a flash game designer, pretend you never saw this tutorial. It's completely filled with bad habits, and it will make you a shitty programmer. Which means you'll make shitty games.

If you're really into game design and want something worthwhile, search for game programming tutorials on Google. And if it looks as sloppy as this one looks, there's a good chance that the information inside is just as sloppy.