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Location: Chico, CA
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All that time dancing for the fuckin Man finally paid off, baby. Play my video games, or your life will be empty and sad.
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But where do the lemons come from?
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This tutorial was simple as hell, but it's been a long time coming. NG is FILLED with retarded "how to make a button" tutorials- it's about time we got something a little more advanced, or at least more interesting. If you went a little more in-depth with your coverage (and made it a little prettier), you're looking at a high 3, maybe more.
Author's Response:
right now im making another one that will have much more advanced stuff
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I seriously can't stand this obsession that nerdy white kids have with anime. But this tutorial was very well made and provides some really great information for potential artists. If you ever make a tutorial on something that's less gay, I'm gonna be excited.
Author's Response:
Erm...I'm not white lol. But thanks alot for reviewing on the quality instead of completely bashing anime :)
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I wish there were more like it- and packing that whole deal into 930k is equally impressive.
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The graphics, gameplay, and style were all awesome. Don't sweat the negative feedback about the ads, either- gotta pay the bills while you're making the games. The only thing that would make this better is some kind of level system that rewarded players and advanced the game for getting higher distances.
Author's Response:
Thanks, we're glad you like it. Our next game will be out in mid-September, it's the start of a series of adventure games. Hopefully you'll enjoy that as much.
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"The final result didn't really look cool."
The only thing that was good about this movie was seeing that crazy version of flash you've got there. What was that?
Author's Response:
its flash pro 8
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If I want to see porn, it's easy enough to find on the internet. This is a little too much for a game/movie site. Pressing the left and right arrows isn't really a game, it's just silly.
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Did anyone ask for a sequel? If they did, they should be shot. I admire your persistence, but you should take that energy and invest it in learning to do something a little more advanced. Mouse mazes are WHACK. The whole genre deserves an automatic blam. There's a reason that there's no Mouse maze collection- it's because they're boring as all hell. I'd seriously rather watch paint dry. You seem like an intelligent guy- do something new or just stop all together. The mouse maze thing is TIRED. Sorry for all the hate, but it's getting ridiculous.
Author's Response:
All the flash here you give bad reviews. I HATE YOU. DIE IN A FIRE.
And your'e gay.
GAYGAYGAY!
If you dont like it, why did you review? just leave it alone if you hate it.
>:(
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Congratulations on trying to teach people how to use gradients, but this tutorial really wasn't anything new... learn how to do something a little more advanced and teach the rest of these clowns. (Like how to use hitArea.)
Author's Response:
I'm sure lots of Flash artist would learn something from this. It doesn't matter if you didn't because you already knew. It would only matter if there was something unclear, but then again, I could fix that. Do you know how to use hitArea? I don't even have a clue about what it is, so I'm sure there would be less demand for a tutorial on it. If you know how to use it, make a tutorial on it! I'm sure I could learn something from it.
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This has absolutely excellent animation, voice acting, and sound. And it's really stylish. But the story and dialog are WHACK! Maybe I can't understand because I've already hit puberty, but when did picking random sentences out of a hat and saying them in a goofy voice become comedy? It hasn't been funny since Ace Ventura. The creator clearly has potential to go far as an animator, but he needs to leave comedy to the pros, or at least get some new material.
Sorry, but it's highly overrated right now.
Author's Response:
When you say "pros", you no doubt mean yourself. I wonder if Seinfeld ever considered quitting because he got one heckler at a sold-out show...
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