Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Chico, CA
Job: Designer
All that time dancing for the fuckin Man finally paid off, baby. Play my video games, or your life will be empty and sad.
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 1,770 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 18,147
Voting Pow.: 5.52 votes
BBS Posts: 25 (0.03 per day)
Flash Reviews: 175
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 2
Stickers: 0
All Flash Reviews
175 Reviews | 37 w/ Responses
Sad that it can't be completed. I hope that one day flash game development will be worth enough money that games like this can actually be produced on a large scale. Maybe making this episodic, and selling each episode to a sponsor (or charging players for additional episodes), would pay off...
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Polished and professional. It began to feel a little too repetitive after a while, but that's one of those things that's hard to plan for in an independent game release like this. Great work, though.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Utah, you make me laugh out loud, in the dark, while my old lady's trying to sleep. And I take the blame, damn you. You are seriously one funny mother fucker, though.
Author's Response:
you're damn right
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
You're fuckin tripping. It was excellent. I laughed like an idiot. Constructive criticism? Go with your gut, I guess- you're a funny son of a bitch.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
There's nothing "fun" about epilepsy.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
These colors don't run. The food pyramid is a socialist construct designed to undermine our capitalist system, you goddamn liberal treefuckers. Only on 9-11 would you sick bastards pull something this blasphemous. I pay taxes, I'll eat whatever the hell I want, diabetes be damned!
Author's Response:
flashes like this are proof that the terrorists have already won
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Like the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction, only shinier.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
Short, but a great ending to the series and prelude to the comic. Congratulations on the book's stellar reviews- you deserve it. It's always good to see a designer make a living from something he's passionate about, rather than just other people's commercial interests. Ignore the haters, they'll get it someday.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
If this had come out 2 months ago, you'd have won the Rock Out Contest, hands down. Amazing work, keep it up!
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
The whole tamagotchi thing was happening ever before pokemon- that must've been 94 or 95. I appluad your sense of history, but the game itslef was a little slow. My biggest complaint was that the buttons (for sleeping, especially), didn't have their own hit areas, so it was kind of a bitch to hit the zzzz's.
- Rate this review:
- Helpful!
- Useless.
- Flag as abusive.
