Score: 9

"I laughed"

submission: A Day Of Tim Miller

date: March 27, 2008

"With (manly) love" = priceless. This should have gotten more exposure, it's pretty fuckin funny.

Score: 2

"It's a start...?"

submission: Airwave V1.0

date: March 25, 2008

The rockets moved with the jet- kind of weird. Maybe attaching new MovieClip instances as rockets they're fired would work better.

Score: 2

"GENIUS!!!"

submission: Random Defence

date: March 24, 2008

NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT! MY GOD, THIS COULD START A WHOLE NEW GENRE OF GAMES!

Score: 1

"The movie appeared to be lacking."

submission: Mortal Kombat 2.3

date: March 22, 2008

"If the movie appears lacking in any way it is your computer not the flash."

I don't think my computer filled the preloader text with poorly punctuated run-on sentences and misspelled happening.

I don't think my computer fucked up Reptile's standing animation loop so that two frames overlapped every time it looped. (Watch his right elbow)

Seriously, if you're gonna do something as tired and played out as a Mortal Kombat sprite battle, it better be really, really good. This shit was mediocre, at best. I recommend that you really take the time to plan some amazing shit- not just some cheap little fatality effects and a fight scene that could have come right out of the game that you stole the images from.

There are so many better Mortal Kombat movies on Newgrounds- you should definitely watch those and get some inspiration before you make a "2.4"

Score: 10

"Fun, stylish."

submission: Penicannon

date: March 19, 2008

When the "Level Up" text first appears (every time it appears, for the first half second or so), it looks like the font for that textfield wasn't embedded- it changes to another font after it appears. I fuckin hate when that happens, personally, so I thought I'd give you guys the heads up- I know how hard it is to check for that on your own machine.

Score: 7

"Calling bullshit..."

submission: Flash Physics

date: March 8, 2008

It's definitely a good physics engine, but if you expect me to believe that it took you YEARS to figure out how a physics engine works by yourself, I expect that you're eitherfull of shit, or really dumb. I think it's because you're full of shit. Great piece of work, though. You might be interested in searching for the ActionScript Physics Engine (APE). Could have saved yourself a few years of self-discipline if you'd taken a look at that.

Score: 10

"Emanuele Feronato..."

submission: BallBalance

date: March 8, 2008

You, sir, are the Picasso of flash games. You just keep pumping out masterpieces. I played this on your site last week, and I was very impressed by the novelty and balance of the game's design. Great work!

Score: 10

"Fuckin love it."

submission: Pillage the Village

date: March 7, 2008

I played this bad boy over at another site about a week back, and I was hooked. Great concept, great execution, and overall a very stylish game.

Score: 10

"Frontpage!"

submission: Linkaball

date: March 7, 2008

Congratulations- the gameplay's really unique. Good to see fellow MochiLand junkies up front!

Score: 10

"How would you like a cockslap?"

submission: Mastermind

date: March 7, 2008

Seriously- you came up with the walking pussy line before you came up with the walking tits, didn't you? It's genius, either way. I can't stand the Blockhead series, but this was funnier than hell, and the art was fucking beautiful.