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Location: Chico, CA
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All that time dancing for the fuckin Man finally paid off, baby. Play my video games, or your life will be empty and sad.
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Voting Pow.: 5.43 votes
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Flash Reviews: 179
Music Reviews: 1
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Very pretty. It was almost overly simple, but the absolute prettiness of everything involved made up for that.
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It takes a really great flash to make me laugh out loud, and I was kind of expecting this to be overrated and just be a shitty episode of Tankmen. You guys did a great fucking job with this.
(And wtf with the pause button whiners? Cry about it.)
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Don't get me wrong- I was looking forward to this game as much as anyone else. But after all that time, I kind of expected... more. This is a solid little flash game and all, but it's nothing new- I don't even think it's above average, to be honest. Sorry if it seems like I hate your game, I really do think it's alright, I just wanted more out of it.
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"made it for someone special.......
who I don't coerce with anymore."
I don't think you know what the word "coerce" means.
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Finally, someone made a mouse avoider worth playing. Well done, sir.
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I think that skipping the music might have been a good idea. Anyone that wanted this information could have gotten it from one of the thousands of flash tutorial websites out there. That doesn't mean that you shouldn't have made it- it just means that expecting someone to wait for your 2.5 MB movie to load, when they could just as easily visit a website, is kind of a stretch.
Author's Response:
To be honest, I'm looking for the delete button.
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I don't want to be a dick, but I'm with the guy before me- there's really not much strategy to this. You just bang against the enemy until he turns around. That seems to be a serious flaw in the game mechanic. I feel your pain, but I think you guys should have probably seen that one coming, and maybe come up with a way to address that...
As it is, it's kind of like Joust, but not as fun.
Author's Response:
Yea--and read the comment I left him....dick
:P
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not stoled, but remade with a deal my ass.
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This is the first time I've ever made it into the top ten of an online game's high score list. I had to play the game 3 times to get that score, and the simple fact that I played this game three times in a row makes it worthy of 10 stars.
Author's Response:
Grats on the score, I remember hating high score boards because people were SO good at the games. Glad you enjoyed are simple teaser submission, be sure to keep an eye out for the real deal in the next few weeks.
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Great job, FWG. This is what casual gaming's all about. I really liked it- the controls felt great, and it was stylish as hell. The special attack really added a bit of fun to the game- toward the end, all I wanted to do was survive long enough to cut loose one more. And then one more, and then one more, and so on.
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