Score: 6

"Not super-impressed"

submission: Rihanna's Revenge

date: March 12, 2009

Framerate inconsistency made it kind of tough to get the combo timing right- especially when stars would fly up for getting a certain number of combos in a row. Overall, it was polished and I liked the art style, but it just wasn't enough. Compared to the Kevin Federline beat 'em up that NG put out, this game just doesn't have enough personality. Professionally done, but the only thing that sets this apart is Chris Brown. And fuck him.

Score: 8

"Excellent start"

submission: Gangsters life

date: March 9, 2009

The fact that you could re-create the look of the original GTA is pretty damn impressive-those guys had a team of programmers and a decent budget.

The gameplay left a bit to be desired, though. The framerate was pretty miserable, too. In the future, I'd say drop the 3-d buildings in favor of more playable speeds and some fine-tuning on the gameplay. It's an amazing foundation for a great game- but it's not there yet.

And all the people giving this shitty ratings have never designed a game in their lives.

Score: 8

"Great concept."

submission: Ultimate Crab Battle

date: February 28, 2009

I really liked the idea of skipping straight to the good shit. Very clever, and it clearly gave you a lot of room to make this battle epic as all hell. I would have given it a 10, but it got boring after a few minutes. I'd recommend taking cues from other boss battles, where there's some special trick to defeating the boss, and changing it up a bit every couple minutes.

P.S.- It looks like you forgot to embed the scoreboard font. The score on my computer showed up in Times New Roman.

Score: 7

"Great Sound"

submission: Altered Beast R1 Orchestrated

date: November 3, 2007

It sounds huge. Fantastic.

(And I wanted to make sure that you had more than 1 review- that last review's pretty fuckin silly)